I'm trying to think of something to write here that's witty and would give the right message. I guess - I need a good fuck and I need one very very soon - gets the message across OK. What the hell, whoever said I wanted to be a comedian

I hope you are fit, single, healthy and clean. It goes without saying you must be drug and disease free. Young would be best but not strictly necessary. Send me an email and maybe we can get it on.

Safe sex only.

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